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Hilarious Ad

Murdoc posted this and I think it's so funny I simply must pass it along.

Well, at least most Germans speak at least one foreign language. Can't say as much for us Americans.

Bush Responds to Bird Flu

I just heard this a few minutes ago:

George Bush just heard about the recent bird flu outbreak in Sumatra.

He became so worried about bird flu, that he decided to finally do something about it.

We are now bombing the Canary Islands.

:Rimshot:
Thank you, I'll be here all night...

If Only It Were True

Saturday Night Live's opening bit last night was Al Gore pretending to give his May 2006 address to the nation. A "what if Al had been elected" moment.

It's pretty funny. These guys have a link and a transcript.

He makes fun of Bush and himself in the clip. It's pretty funny. Go have a look.

Scott Adams — Insightful As Always

I found this paragraph from a longer post at Scott Adams' Dilbert Blog to be both hilarious and insightful:

I think more religions should require clothing that conceals your defects. Then you could pick your faith based on what’s wrong with you. The Nosatarians would require a nose glove for people with ugly schnozzes. People with large butts could join religions that require you to tie a sweater to your waist. And people who are spectacularly gullible could wear explosive belts.